McSweeney's "AN OPEN LETTER TO STRAIGHT COUPLES WHO HAVE BEEN QUARANTINING TOGETHER AFTER ONLY DATING FOR A FEW WEEKS FROM A LESBIAN WHO’S BEEN THERE BEFORE"

McSweeney’s "I AM THE PROTAGONIST IN EVERY LESBIAN PERIOD DRAMA" 

Points in Case's "Kendall Roy's Letter to the Waystar Royco Board about His Three-Thousandth Vote of No Confidence"